Finally, all those arguments Kevin and I have had over the years is amounting to more than just teachable moments, for today is the day of days…the day that I am published in a book, with real pages an’ evry’than.

Today is the launch of Clash of the Couples, a hilarious collection of essays from some of the funniest writers in the blogosphere, all sharing a hysterical look into their own personal hell relationships.

Whether you’re in a new relationship, or you’ve been dragging around that ball and chain forever…uh…I meant to say long term relationship…you’ll relate to these short stories running the “one said, the other said” gamut—from disagreements over furniture, to who gets the last beer, to where to store the placenta (yes, you read that right).

The book has been endorsed by a number of humor and publishing heavyweights, including Josh Blue, comedian and winner of NBC’s Last Comic Standing, and Abby Heugel, popular humorist and blogger at Abby Has Issues.

Look at what they had to say:

“If you’re looking for a fun read, check out Clash of the Couples. I could relate to the couples in this honest and hilarious collection of modern relationship tales. Clash of the Couples bursts with the real stuff that couples fight about and will make you laugh while shaking your head at the ridiculousness of it!” said Blue.

Heugel says,

“Married, single, destined for spinsterhood—it doesn’t matter what angle you come at this book from, you will find something that you can relate to. And you will laugh, because even if you can’t relate to that particular situation, you’ll just be glad that it happened to somebody else.”

So what are you waiting for? Clash of the Couples is available at in paperback or for your Kindle. And at Barnes & Noble for your nook.